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Awhile ago, I was trying to study for that (insert adjective) Japanese History test. But then I got tempted to open my computer, yet again, for the nth time while I was "studying" (I really think I'm up to be diagnosed with a disorder [I don't know why in hell I'm easily distracted nowadays {There was even a moment when I wanted to burn those |insert adjective| handouts}]). Anyway, as I was trying to find a curse in Italian to use as my status message in YM, I encountered this interesting word:

finocchio m. (vulgar) queer, fairy, gay.

And changing "f" to "p" makes it straight? Okay...

Two hours later, after almost tearing and burning the weapons of mass sleep induction, I have finally decided to study via Wikipedia. I am currently still widely awake and interestingly excited with what I am doing. I should have thought of this earlier.