SPIDER MAN

I had just woken up from a short sleep with the feeling of wanting to go to the bathroom. So I did. I opened the light and positioned myself near the throne. Suddenly, something caught my attention (as in really caught my attention). It was a huge brown spider, the size of a hand. I had no idea why it was there, seemingly motionless as it was positioned on the floor. Still intoxicated from sleep, I went to my mom's room and asked her what Spider Man is doing in our bathroom. She was surprised and immediately went to the bathroom. Seconds later, I think I heard a loud whack (, the insect Nazi my mother is) then poof! it (Spider Man) became Koko Crunch.