BUG
My mom wants a heart attack.
When we met up today, she told me something about a malicious letter inserted with our phone billing. She said it was something that said "You don't know me but I know who you are. I know where you work..." Now, how could a threatening letter get inserted with the phone bill? Is PLDT a secret evil empire who wants to kill its customers if they aren't willing to pay more and more and more? (Maybe because I don't use the phone anymore, except when complaining to that sucky Smart WiFi/Bro watchamacallit.) But then she asked me about my surfing, where in hell I surf and what in hell do I do when surfing. And what am I to say on a time like that? Was I supposed to tell her each and every page I had visited? (Well, inside of me, I was thinking of those. Wondering if I got into somewhere illegal, which I doubt!) I just said nothing but inside I'm almost freaking out, (I mean who wouldn't?) so I hurriedly bought the stuff I was supposed to buy so that I could get home and read that infamous pathetic letter. So when we got home, I played cool for a while before sneaking into her room to get that stupid letter. I opened it as my nerves went on, and threw everything else aside from a note that looked like it was badly written with markers. After touching that note, I wanted to laugh out loud. The note looked like it was written in paper with black and red markers, like that of death threats. I read the content, finally getting the sense behind it. And after reading the part that said it was from someone called Bug, I turned the paper to reveal an ordering form for an effing anti-virus service from the effing phone company!
Good job, PLDT, you almost killed my 2-member family. To think that I was the one who first saw that bill during that morning. I should have opened it the minute I first saw it so that my mom wouldn't have gone hysterical. Nice one advertising committee.
When we met up today, she told me something about a malicious letter inserted with our phone billing. She said it was something that said "You don't know me but I know who you are. I know where you work..." Now, how could a threatening letter get inserted with the phone bill? Is PLDT a secret evil empire who wants to kill its customers if they aren't willing to pay more and more and more? (Maybe because I don't use the phone anymore, except when complaining to that sucky Smart WiFi/Bro watchamacallit.) But then she asked me about my surfing, where in hell I surf and what in hell do I do when surfing. And what am I to say on a time like that? Was I supposed to tell her each and every page I had visited? (Well, inside of me, I was thinking of those. Wondering if I got into somewhere illegal, which I doubt!) I just said nothing but inside I'm almost freaking out, (I mean who wouldn't?) so I hurriedly bought the stuff I was supposed to buy so that I could get home and read that infamous pathetic letter. So when we got home, I played cool for a while before sneaking into her room to get that stupid letter. I opened it as my nerves went on, and threw everything else aside from a note that looked like it was badly written with markers. After touching that note, I wanted to laugh out loud. The note looked like it was written in paper with black and red markers, like that of death threats. I read the content, finally getting the sense behind it. And after reading the part that said it was from someone called Bug, I turned the paper to reveal an ordering form for an effing anti-virus service from the effing phone company!
Good job, PLDT, you almost killed my 2-member family. To think that I was the one who first saw that bill during that morning. I should have opened it the minute I first saw it so that my mom wouldn't have gone hysterical. Nice one advertising committee.
Kram's cut at 9:00 PM |
2 Comments:
i-sue niyo ng mom mo yung pldt
Sige pag nagkaroon ako ng heart attack anytime soon. I'm gonna blame it on them. Haha
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