DARNA AND ZSA ZSA ZATURNNAH

Please take a look at the title again. For sure you are very much familiar with the name Darna but have you ever heard of Zsa Zsa Zaturnah? To give you a clue, they are both superheroes made by Filipinos; they both got this magical stone which if they swallow would turn them into an extraordinary superhuman being that would save their town from evil against giant monsters and that usual shiznit; they both got this sidekick who is the only one who knows about the secret; and of course they both have this inspiration which seemed unreachable at first. Do you think I’m kidding? No I am not. So now, what do you think separates these two? I’ll let you think of the answer for a while. For the meantime, here’s something to add to bug your brain.

Para Sa Mga Di Makauunawa Sa Kabuluhan Ng Tulang Ito

Sumisikat na naman ang araw,
Iniisip mong bagong liwanag ang naghihintay sayo.
Ngunit para sa iba na kasalimuha mo,
Ang dapat sana’y maliwanag ay siyang tinatakpan mo.

Hahakbang ka sa maluwag na daan,
Dama mong mga paang napakagaang tila lumulutang.
Ngunit para sa iba na kasama mo,
Ang dapat sana’y maluwag ay pinasisikip ng mga tapak mo.

Wala kang magawa sa buhay mo,
Tatawag ka ng karamay sa pagaakalang masaya siya sa piling mo.
Ngunit para sa iba na katunghay mo,
Ang dapat sana’y malaya ay inaalila ng paninikil mo.

Kung inaakala mong mananatili ang iyong pagpupunyagi,
Ika’y nagkakamali!
Darating ang araw na maiintindihan ng makitid na kokote mo,
Iba ang puti sa asul.

Got the answer? Okay I won’t prolong your lingering anymore. The only difference between Darna and Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah is that the former is a woman and the latter is gay. Flabbergasted? How I wish the people in the poem are also.